Safe travels.
And don’t forget, Elon:
"Do The Test" and spread the word.
Whenever you move there, we’ll send you your comfy
toilet as well. It’s not a joke; it’s a promise.
Right now, we’re sending you your certificate
for ‘Elon’s toilet’ on Mars
(and a couple of stool tests).
We wish you many (light)years ahead of you. And we’d love to see you keep changing the world -even on another planet- for many birthdays to come. So please, spread the word: do the test!
Here on earth and on your Martian toilet.
The good news: the survival rate is more than 90% if detected early.
It’s not rocket science.
This is the age at which you should start testing your stool for colon cancer. The bad news: 1 out of 20 people gets diagnosed with this silent killer.
Why now?
You've just turned 50!
But when you move to Mars, you’re going to need a toilet. So we bought you 10 square feet of Mars and officially named it: ‘Elon’s Toilet’.
Well thanks to you, there will be.
And fairly soon.
David Bowie once asked a valid question:
‘Is there life on Mars?’
Happy 50th Birthday, Elon Musk!
We bought you a toilet on Mars.
Why? Scroll up to find out.
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